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Hey there english speaking folks! Let's make a couple of things clear. When the editorial staff of Grabben med Kniv (Boy with Knife) go on a train ride (SJ, not SL) there are certain things that usually annoy us. Kupé-tidningen with their pointless interviews with disturbing Swedish celebrities like Regina Lund and Pernilla Wahlgren, teenage kids with giant, surprisingly unfashionably jackets, university students with speech impediments discussing whatever irrelevant, quasi-intellectual topic that happens to be the hot shit at their physics department and above all, middle-age men going way too far in their attempts to embrace "Bengt Alsterlind-modet" and the endless stream of pretentious, noisy, 30-40-isch men and women working with management/media/ pr/consulting/whatever who sold their soul in exchange for a plasma-tv. All this we can handle, altough just barely.Recently, however, a new annoying subgroup has joined the train-army. The tourists/exchange students who somehow thought it to be a splendid idea to go and visit Sweden and its slushy capital in the midde of February. They are somewhat loud, sometimes speak with a German accent and show no respect for the fine old Swedish tradition of shutting up, not aknowledging strangers and reading a paper whenever in public, especially in the morning. Instead we have to listen to long and pointless conversations about snow, small towns in Germany and dreadlocks. And what is up with the clothes, people? Why do you keep on wearing jeans that don't fit anyone in this solar system, black long sleaved t-shirts with flames on them(!), running shoes, baseball caps even though you're older than twelve, t-shirts big enough for the whole family, ass-cracks full of jeans material due to the taste-defying jeans you're wearing and knitted sweaters that went out of fashion when they first appeared in the Pripps Blå-reklamerna in the beginning of the 90's.
And why do we focus so much of our energy on our surroundings while on a train? Naturally, bacause we're crack addicts and therefore can't afford an I-pod. Send us money or get your acts together, please!
posted by Grabben med Kniv @ 8:35 fm
1 Comments:
Grym diss.
Jag ska uppdatera sa snart jag far internet hemma.
Until then. Forbli stamd.
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